My mom taught me that there are three particular behaviors you need to acknowledge in a man to really judge his character

  • How he treats his mom
  • How he treats waiters
  • How he treats animals

Obviously, there are certain circumstances that might convolute the wisdom contained with this pragmatic nugget of advice. Maybe a tragic childhood incident with a cantankerous K9 has inspired bowwow trepidation. Maybe external forces outside of a man’s power tattered his maternal bond. But under no reasonable circumstance should any man degrade, belittle, or shortchange members of a wait staff.

don't f#$* them books


I’d like to add my own personal addendum here. If bae’s bookshelves are devoid of literary material, so too is his mind likely one bereft of stimulating substance. So make sure to survey that bookcase of his, ladies.